The grand finale to end all finales: the conclusion to the 2007 Dover Carnival. Obviously, the event retained its high-class status throughout, and never ceased to amaze me. The fireworks were spectacular, perhaps the best I’ve ever seen. I’m not sure whether to tribute my excitement to the fireworks themselves, or to the spot I watched them from, which was very close to spectacle.
A highlight of the fourth night for me was discovering, amidst a group of people I was talking to, an open condom on the ground. There’s no better way to get a crowd to disperse than to point down and exclaim, “Is that a condom?” Being the journalistic fellow I am, I asked a girl who stepped on said condom to describe her experience:
Ew! Gross! Disgusting!
I was glad to come to the rescue there.
I have more to say, but I’m saving it for another post.
Who stepped on it?
I don’t know her name, actually.
“Obviously, the event retained its high-class status throughout…” Haha, nice.