One Button?

Today, my final day at the Academy (more on that later), I bought in my MacBook Pro to show off OS X to all of the PC lovers. I met resistance everywhere, even from the most intelligent students. While we were outside during lunch, one proclaimed:

Macs are so cheap, they only have one button mouses!

Before combatting the deeper issue here, there are two mistakes I must point out. The plural of mouse is mice. Also, Macs most definitely aren’t cheep.

I promptly whipped out my MacBook Pro and showed them how my trackpad works. I opened TextEdit, and typed a few words. I double clicked on one of those words, highlighting it. Then, I held down two fingers on the trackpad and clicked, evoking a contextual menu. For those of you who don’t know, a contextual menu is the expected response to a right click.

I don’t need two buttons. It’s simplified design.

Of course, I couldn’t sway any opinions. To quote Barack Obama:

Values are faithfully applied to the facts before us, while ideology overrides whatever facts call theory into question.

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2 Responses to “One Button?”


  1. 1 Michael

    That’s pretty funny. Macs are MORE expensive. (Unless you got ripped off for a crap-puter through QVC or something)

  2. 2 Ricky

    They’re more expensive, but in my opinion, they’ll last you longer and more happily.

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