Best news on Earth ever!
It’s as good as it’s going to get. I’ve gone from moderate to severe hearing loss in my right ear to mild hearing loss. And now, because there isn’t a hole in my ear drum, I can get my ear wet! Yes, I can finally take a shower without wearing earplugs!
I’ve been wearing earplugs while showing and swimming for as long as I can remember - my entire life. Tonight, I’ll try to take my first shower without an earplug. It’s both terrifying and liberating.
“Best news on Earth ever!”
Winner: Understatemenmt of the year.
Understatement? What should I have said?